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deansass:

If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich”

Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on this website because I swear everyone I saw here seems like one

He had it coming.
He had it coming.
He only had himself to blame.

He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times…

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A Supernatural Guide to Angels

  • Michael:

    Originally nice but turned out to be a douche

  • Zachariah:

    Douchiest douche to ever douche in the history of douches

  • Raphael:

    Douche to the millionth power

  • Anna:

    Awesome for a few episodes then became a douche

  • Uriel:

    Douche that was actually an ultra douche

  • Castiel:

    Actually not a douche except for that one time he ate a bazillion dead monster souls and went through a period of douchiness (it was just a phase)

  • Lucifer:

    The only one who was never a douche everyone wants to fuck him or hug him, preferably both

  • Balthazar:

    Smartass, self-serving douche that we actually liked but died due to his affiliation with the Winchesters

  • Naomi:

    Douchey douche until like two hours before her death whoops

  • Gabriel:

    A douche but we love him anyway because he's funny

  • Gadriel:

    Fucking douchemaster

  • Virgil:

    Typical angel douche until he killed the attractive crying man and leveled up into a black belt of douchiness

  • Metatron:

    douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche x 100000000000 douches

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